when I read this.. i had uncontrollable fits of laughter.
Ever seen a movie poster or a TV/Movie listing and they will give you a short summary or description of the movie plot? well, here are some which I find extremely funny and then some which is quite sick..
This is especially hilarious for a movie freak. If you are not one, well, I'm sure you would have at least seen some of the movies listed here..
300: Gays kill blacks.
ALIEN: Ship fails to deliver cargo, crew don’t get bonus.
AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON: Tourist causes riot.
CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY: Deranged pedophile big-business industrialist tortures and mutilates young children.
CUJO: Family neglects to give family pet rabies shots, pays price.
DIE HARD: Dysfunctional cop saves marriage by murdering foreign national.
IRON MAN: Alcoholic rich white man with technology fetish goes vigilante.
GHOSTBUSTERS: Unemployed college professors destroy hotel with nuclear weapons.
KARATE KID: Boy gains acceptance through violence.
KING KONG: Endangered animal stolen, shot.
LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.
SE7EN: Homicide detectives unable to prevent even a single murder by admitted serial killer, killer gives cop head.
SPIDER-MAN: Nerd gets bitten by spider, complains about how this ruins his life for years to come.
TOP GUN: Pilot routinely endangers Air Traffic Controllers.
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